Over the piano was printed a notice: Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.
Without order, nothing can exist. Without chaos, nothing can evolve.
True friends stab you in the front.
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is by far the best ending for one.
I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him.
They've promised that dreams can come true - but forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams, too.
The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame.
I can resist everything except temptation.