They say you know you're in love, when you go to bed they're the last person you think about it. And when you wake up in the morning, they're the first person you think about. So it official I'm in love...with myself!
An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.
How many times can a man turn his head, and pretend that he just doesn't see?
If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too... And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!"
...It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul.
A person needs to be needed and if you don't need me, you could lie.
Success means having the courage, the determination, and the will to become the person you believe you were meant to be.
Faith is the great madman inside you who won't listen to reason.
Somewhere, years ago, so many of us broke the link between love and sex. Once broken, it can never be fixed again.
(Using a blow dryer on his crotch) Girl: What are you doing? Guy: I'm heating up your dinner.