Life is too deep for words, so don't try to describe it, just live it.
"What do you think I am, made of money?" "Isn't that what MOM stands for?"
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
We were never taught to appreciate disobeying our desires.
Somewhere, years ago, so many of us broke the link between love and sex. Once broken, it can never be fixed again.
(Using a blow dryer on his crotch) Girl: What are you doing? Guy: I'm heating up your dinner.
Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children. Life is the other way round.
Whenever an individual or a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops.
Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes.
Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.