When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life.
They say you know you're in love, when you go to bed they're the last person you think about it. And when you wake up in the morning, they're the first person you think about. So it official I'm in love...with myself!
Not living in fear is a great gift, because certainly these days we do it so much. And do you know what I like about comedy? You can't laugh and be afraid at the same time—of anything. If you're laughing, I defy you to be afraid.
An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.
Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen.
If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.
Deep in earth my love is lying And I must weep alone.
I always tell the girls never take it seriously. You never take it seriously, you never get hurt, you never get hurt, you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely ... just go to the record store and visit your friends.
I'm perpetually lonely. I'm lonely when I'm in relationships. It's my condition as an artist ... I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they're going to take my creativity from me.
Some day there'll be a cure for pain, and that's the day I throw my drugs away