Only presidents, editors and people with tapeworm have the right to use the editorial 'we'.
Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great ones make you feel that you too can become great.
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born, and the day you figure out why.
Supposing is good, but finding out is better.
It's easier to fool a man than to convince him he was fooled.
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them have never happened.
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.