The two most important days in your life are the day you are born, and the day you figure out why.
Only presidents, editors and people with tapeworm have the right to use the editorial 'we'.
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
For business reasons, I must preserve the outward signs of sanity.
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
The lack of money is the root of all evil.