Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.
Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.