For business reasons, I must preserve the outward signs of sanity.
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great ones make you feel that you too can become great.
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Only presidents, editors and people with tapeworm have the right to use the editorial 'we'.
Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.
The right word might be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.
I do not fear death, in view of the fact that I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.