If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.