There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
Humor is reason gone mad.
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.
Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.
You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
We need to talk. All of us About what we're going to do now." "I was going to watch Project Runway.
People, generally, suck.