Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
I never was lost in the woods in my whole life, though once I was confused for three days.
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
So many books, so little time.
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well". From: "More Maxims of Mark
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.