The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Have you ever noticed how 'What the hell' is always the right decision to make?
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?" "Yes," said Harry stiffly. "Yes, sir." "There's no need to call me "sir" Professor." The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying."
I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.
"Jesus!" Luke exclaimed. "Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling."
"I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead." "Well," said Luke, "you're doing a fantastic job."