"Jesus!" Luke exclaimed. "Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling."
I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.
"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?" "Yes," said Harry stiffly. "Yes, sir." "There's no need to call me "sir" Professor." The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying."
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
Have you ever noticed how 'What the hell' is always the right decision to make?
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.
Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.