Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats.
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.
"That does it," said Jace. "I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year." "Why?" Isabelle said. "So you can look up 'fun.' I'm not sure you know what it means."
I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it.
Life is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal.
So, please, oh please, we beg, we pray, go throw your TV set away, and in its place you can install, a lovely bookcase on the wall.
Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.