Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.
Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.
You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
We need to talk. All of us About what we're going to do now." "I was going to watch Project Runway.
Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.
People, generally, suck.
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Oh, we're playing nice now? Shall we have tea first? Brew up a nice pot of kiss-my-ass?
Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis.