I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
[8-bit noise] Wakka wakka wakka wakka.
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.
Anyone want to swap places?
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck.
Remember, the Aperture Science 'Bring Your Daughter to Work Day' is the perfect time to have her tested.
Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct.
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
The cake is a lie.
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.