Reality continues to ruin my life.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Those willing to get wet will rise high and dry.
A learning experience is one of those things that says, "You know that thing you just did? Don't do that."
Whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all if it hasnt been whipped with whips, just like poached eggs isn't poached eggs unless it's been stolen in the dead of the night.
Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words? He thinks I don't know the ten-dollar words. I know them all right. But there are older and simpler and better words, and those are the ones I use.
"What do you think I am, made of money?" "Isn't that what MOM stands for?"
Jesus!" Luke exclaimed. "Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling.
Every consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
Pre Adult Teenagers can prematurely age adults.