No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it.
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.
Well, it seems to me that the best relationships - the ones that last - are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is... suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with.
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate a generation.
I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me na
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.
Men are only as good as their technical development allows them to be.