When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
"I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead." "Well," said Luke, "you're doing a fantastic job."
"Jesus!" Luke exclaimed. "Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling."
I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.