Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
God is real, unless declared integer.
If you liked it then you shoulda wrapped a <div> 'round it.
Eating people is wrong!
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum.
The Stiffness option controls how erect your piston is... oh I do hope your not smirking. It isn't funny or clever...
Now's your chance to scare the living breakfast out of an unsuspecting sackperson.
Look at that; a face like a smacked bottom.