Well done. Here are the test results: "you are a horrible person". I'm serious, that's what it says: "a horrible person". We weren't even testing for that. Don't let that "horrible person" thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep.
Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
Don't you recognise me? It's a-me - Mario!
I've got balls of steel!
OBJECTION!
Sam Fisher: Tell me what you know about your friends on the inside. Indonesian terrorist: I don't speak English. Sam Fisher: I'd bet your neck you do. Indonesian terrorist: Well, maybe I speak a little English.
Now with the demon flames of this voodoo cannonball, I'll blast my significant other into the significant otherworld, ha ha! That'll show how much I truly care.
In loving memory of... er... thingy. That guy! You know?!
Rob Millington. The eternal optimist. Found drowned in a half-full bath.
Love yourself enough to deserve the best and you will receive it.