Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.
I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
The planet is fine. The people are fucked.
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
What the hell is that?" I laughed. "It's my fox hat." "Your fox hat?" "Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat." "Why are you wearing your fox hat?" I asked. "Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox.
Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.