"One can never have enough socks," said Dumbledore. "Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books."
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.
If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.