I realize everyone is telling you social media is a unicorn, but maybe it's just a horse?
I hear YouTube, Twitter and Facebook are merging to form a super-social media site - YouTwitFace.
Expectations and entitlements don't cost a thing except for those who enable it.
Sperm is like lending someone less than a fiver. You can't really ask for it back
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
Allen: What are you doing Saturday night? Woman: Committing suicide. Allen: What about Friday night?
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you meet a lot of interesting people, you travel a lot.
It's as realistic as a cotton-wool tiger riding a tractor through a teardrop.