I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
"Fool!" cried the hunchback. "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.'"
That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, hero.
No cheeses for us meeces!
They say you know you're in love, when you go to bed they're the last person you think about it. And when you wake up in the morning, they're the first person you think about. So it official I'm in love...with myself!
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words? He thinks I don't know the ten-dollar words. I know them all right. But there are older and simpler and better words, and those are the ones I use.
Pre Adult Teenagers can prematurely age adults.
(Using a blow dryer on his crotch) Girl: What are you doing? Guy: I'm heating up your dinner.