If you find yourself lost in the woods, f**k it, build a house. "Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament!"
Woody: Oh no. Hamm the Piggy Bank: Oh yes! Return of the Astro-Nut!
Cross-examining Lawyer: Mister Cogburn, in your four years as US Marshal, how many men have you shot? Rooster Cogburn: Shot? Or killed? Cross-examining Lawyer: Let us restrict it to killed so we may have a manageable figure!
Sorry, my Prada's at the cleaners along with my hoodie and my "f*ck you" flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag!
They use to be called jumpolines until your mom bounced on one back in '72.
Lionel Logue: Do you know the "f" word? King George VI (Bertie): Ffff... fornication?
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. Death hates that.
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.