Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Making love begins from the outside in. Being in love begins from the inside out.
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
I'm lovin it! I'm buzzin! Can ya believe it? Are you buzzin!? Are you lovin it!?
It's times like these I wish I were an ostrich.
If you only ever read one book in your lifetime, I highly recommend you keep your mouth shut.
God is real, unless declared integer.
If you liked it then you shoulda wrapped a <div> 'round it.