All your base are belong to us.
Did you know Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
I like video games but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It'd be called 'Really Busy Hospital'.
Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said ‘Goodbye' and you were like ‘NO WAY!' and then I was all ‘We pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great.
That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, hero.
At least I have chicken.
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Companion Cube cannot speak. In the event that the Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
These bridges are made from light filtered from the surface. If you press your cheek against one it feels just like the sun shining on your face. It will also set your hair on fire... so don't actually do it.
War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.
You can't hide from the Grim Reaper. Especially when he's got a gun.