War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.
Didn't we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said ‘Goodbye' and you were like ‘NO WAY!' and then I was all ‘We pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great.
Mike Ducker. Never has a spoonerism been so apt, nor caused so much embarrassment, fear and regret.