My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
If you want to feel rich just count the things that money can't buy.
It's no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently, or if your favourite films wouldn't even speak to each other if they met at a party.
I think every human being knows how to hate. Because if they didn't know how to hate how to hate they wouldn't know how to love.
Here's looking at you, kid.
"No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they're pretty, even if they're not."
Love is about giving freedom and power, not about gaining control or possession.
Now with the demon flames of this voodoo cannonball, I'll blast my significant other into the significant otherworld, ha ha! That'll show how much I truly care.
Love yourself enough to deserve the best and you will receive it.
You either have patience or you become a patient