I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex.
Somewhere, years ago, so many of us broke the link between love and sex. Once broken, it can never be fixed again.
(Using a blow dryer on his crotch) Girl: What are you doing? Guy: I'm heating up your dinner.
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
"No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they're pretty, even if they're not."
Love yourself enough to deserve the best and you will receive it.
You either have patience or you become a patient
Don't let Stupid make you Stupid.