Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter."
Remember people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold; but so does a hard-boiled egg.
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Whenever I start feeling sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead. True story.
Vizzini: He didn't fall?! Inconceivable! Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
"One can never have enough socks," said Dumbledore. "Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books."
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.
Seriousness is no more a guarantee of truth, insight, authenticity or probity, than humour is a guarantee of superficiality and stupidity.