Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.
Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell.
YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean 13 year old girls and by ideas you mean how they love the Jonas Brothers.
I hear YouTube, Twitter and Facebook are merging to form a super-social media site - YouTwitFace.
Social media is like teen sex. Everybody wants to do it. Nobody knows how. When it's finally done there is surprise it's not better.
If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.