Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well". From: "More Maxims of Mark
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.