You've got to take the bitter with the sour.
Foot: A device for finding furniture in the dark
If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.
Myrnin (vampire): “Did you know you can find almost anything on the new computer network, the Interweb? I was quite amazed” Myrnin hadn't paid much attention in the last hundred years or so. Claire wasn't too surprised he'd discovered the Internet, though. Wait until he finds the porn. That would be a very uncomfortable conversation"
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly.
"What do you think I am, made of money?" "Isn't that what MOM stands for?"
Jesus!" Luke exclaimed. "Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling.
Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.
Every consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
Pre Adult Teenagers can prematurely age adults.