My belt holds up my pants and my pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What the f*ck's really goin' on down there? Who is the real hero?
The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy.
Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot!
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.
You can never be overdressed or overeducated.
The only way to atone for being occasionally overdressed is to be massively overeducated.