Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck.
Remember, the Aperture Science 'Bring Your Daughter to Work Day' is the perfect time to have her tested.
Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct.
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
The cake is a lie.