My first nomination is, the custard cream!
You are live on Channel 4. Please do not swear.
We're young. We're supposed to drink too much. We're supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each other's brains out.
Can we please stop killing our probation workers?
Monkey Slut - what's the chances of that coming up in a normal conversation?
Note to self re: being the Fonz. Mark, you are not the Fonz.
Just promise me we won't do anything else with them. I want to go back to being weird. I like being weird. Weird is all I've got. That and my sweet style.
Sex is for two things: making babies and revenge.
You look like Gandhi... no, wait, not Gandhi, the other one... Bono.
College is breaking my spirit. Every single day, telling me things I don't know. It's making me feel stupid.