This is the greatest moment of your life, man, and you're off somewhere missing it.
It may feel like hell, but sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
See, there's nothing so terrible about death, when you finally face it...it's beautiful. You're free now... to become who you really are.
One must die to know the truth.
We all have our crosses to bear. But there is a thin line between a martyr and a fool.
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except a corn of wheat fall into the ground and die, it abideth alone: but if it die, it bringeth forth much fruit.
To improve is to change, so to be perfect is to have changed often.
I am a teacher! What I do and say are being absorbed by young minds who will echo these images across the ages. My lessons will be immortal, affecting people yet unborn, people I will never see or know. Only a teacher? Thank God I have a calling to the greatest profession of all! I must be vigilant every day lest I lose one fragile opportunity to improve tomorrow.
Every truth has four corners: as a teacher I give you one corner, and it is for you to find the other three.
Some of the greatest innovations have come from people who only succeeded because they were too dumb to know that what they were doing was impossible.
And then I felt sad because I realized that once people are broken in certain ways, they can't ever be fixed, and this is something nobody ever tells you when you are young and it never fails to surprise you as you grow older as you see the people in your life break one by one. You wonder when your turn is going to be, or if it's already happened.
You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.
Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient.
You know when it comes to racism, people say: "I don't care if they're black, white, purple or green." Woah, hold on now! Purple or green? You gotta draw the line somewhere! To hell with purple people! - Unless they're suffocating - then help'em.
On a stop light green means go, red means stop and yellow means slow down, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means "hold on", yellow means "go ahead", and red means "where the f*ck did you get that banana at?"
Sticking feathers up your butt doesnt make you a chicken
My belt holds up my pants and my pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What the f*ck's really goin' on down there? Who is the real hero?
I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Whenever I go to shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving, so I say, "I'm gonna go shave, too."
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
"Sort of" is such a harmless thing to say. "Sort of." It's just a filler. "Sort of"—it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, "sort of" means everything. Like after, "I love you." Or, "You're going to live." Or, "It's a boy!"
I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
The moment that you feel that, just possibly, you're walking down the street naked, exposing too much of your heart and your mind and what exists on the inside, showing too much of yourself. That's the moment you may be starting to get it right.
There ain't no rules around here! We're trying to accomplish something!