Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
Behind every great man... there's a woman rolling her eyes
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.
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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. The horrible are the cancer patients and the terminal cases... the miserable is everyone else. So, be thankful that you're miserable.
It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read a book of quotations.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
I was a child and she was a child, In this kingdom by the sea; But we loved with a love that was more than love- I and my Annabel Lee
All religion, my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry.
A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write, if he be at peace with himself. What a man can be, he must be.
Men succeed when they realize that their failures are the preparation for their victories.
The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame.
The right word might be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except standing there, leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.
Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius.
Write the book you want to read.
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
I really thought that love would save us all.
Don't think of it as dying, just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush.
It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.
No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don't want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life's change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you.
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Quitting is difficult. Quitting requires you to acknowledge that you're never going to be number 1 in the world. At least not at this. So it's easier just to put it off, not admit it, settle for mediocre. What a waste.
Success is never final. Failure is never fatal. Courage is what counts.
When I wear t-shirts I can only wear v-necks because my neck is very fragile. I cannot wear regular neck shirts, it hurts. And I especially hate turtle necks. Like, wearing a turtle neck is like being strangled - by a really weak guy - all damn day. If you wear a turtle neck and a backpack, its like a weak midget trying to bring you down.
The trick in life isn't getting what you want, my dear, it's wanting it after you get it.
I'll love you with all the madness in my soul.