Quotes By Lemony Snicket

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Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.

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Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.

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Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.

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If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say in a pleasant and hopeful voice, "Well this isn't too bad, I don't have a left arm anymore but at least nobody will ever ask me if I'm left-handed or right-handed," but most of us would say something more along the lines of, "Aaaaaa! My arm! My arm!

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I don't know if you've ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong.

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There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself.

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The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.

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Taking one's chances is like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling comfortable and warm, and sometimes there is something terrible lurking around that you cannot see until it is too late and you can do nothing else but scream and cling to a plastic duck.

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It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing.

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The sad truth is the truth is sad.

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