The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
It's only work if somebody makes you do it
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help.
Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius.
Reality continues to ruin my life.
Hobbes: Do you think there is a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me.
You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. What mood is that? Last-minute panic.
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.