People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.
You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. What mood is that? Last-minute panic.