Mr Churchill, you are drunk.
Madam, you are ugly, but I shall be sober in the morning.
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
In God we trust; all others must bring data.
Start from wherever you are and with whatever you've got.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.