If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
I lie to myself all the time. But I never believe me.
There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.
It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.
It is my belief that the truth is generally preferable to lies.
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
We are men of action, lies do not become us.