It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.
There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.
I lie to myself all the time. But I never believe me.
The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
It is my belief that the truth is generally preferable to lies.
We are men of action, lies do not become us.