People are more violently opposed to fur than to leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Mr Churchill, you are drunk. Madam, you are ugly, but I shall be sober in the morning.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
Lady Astor: Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea! Winston Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
Remember, always be yourself... unless you suck.
Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait."
Never let your schooling interfere with your education.
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.