Not in cruelty Not in wrath The reaper came today An angel visited this grey path And took the cube away.
Beancounter said I couldn't fire a man just for being in a wheelchair - did it anyway, ramps are expensive.
I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck.
Remember, the Aperture Science 'Bring Your Daughter to Work Day' is the perfect time to have her tested.