If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.
Myrnin (vampire): “Did you know you can find almost anything on the new computer network, the Interweb? I was quite amazed” Myrnin hadn't paid much attention in the last hundred years or so. Claire wasn't too surprised he'd discovered the Internet, though. Wait until he finds the porn. That would be a very uncomfortable conversation"
A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.